Papa Machete's Heart Warming Thanks Giving message to you and a special holiday prayer.
Welcome, but where is your mask you diseased fuck?! As trite as this will sound, happy thanksgiving to you and yours. We here at the Temple of the Machete Who wins all Battles want you to have the best Holiday experience possible during this unfortunate but conveniently timed PLANNEDemic, all the while remaining within the guidelines dictated by your communist leaning statist overseers. We recommend you gather your family around your two-way viewing screen (antiquatedly referred to as a TV), assuming your family's size meets with the approved number of participants (any additional family must be ejected on to the streets immediately to help slow the spread) and watch "One Flew Over and Cuckoo's Nest," partaking in this seditious viewing material until Antifa arrives with BLM to throw bricks (which mysteriously appeared in nice tight stacks) through your windows. We ask that you focus what little remains of your attention span on a character named Nurse Ratched. We b