MIssing 411 Remote Viewing Project

Welcome, but where is your mask you diseased fuck?! As trite as this will sound, happy thanksgiving to you and yours. We here at the Temple of the Machete Who wins all Battles want you to have the best Holiday experience possible during this unfortunate but conveniently timed PLANNEDemic, all the while remaining within the guidelines dictated by your communist leaning statist overseers.  We recommend you gather your family around your two-way viewing screen (antiquatedly referred to as a TV), assuming your family's size meets with the approved number of participants (any additional family must be ejected on to the streets immediately to help slow the spread) and watch "One Flew Over and Cuckoo's Nest," partaking in this seditious viewing material until Antifa arrives with BLM to throw bricks (which mysteriously appeared in nice tight stacks) through your windows.  We ask that you focus what little remains of your attention span on a character named Nurse Ratched. We b...

The Temple's work with the Oriental Commission of spirits at the beginning of 2020 is paying off, and maybe in a way, I could never have imagined. I make it no secret that I am a longtime student of a family lineage of Baguazhang linked with the Hop Sing Tong Benevolent Society headquartered in Los Angeles, China Town, California. I have also received harsh tutelage in both Northern and Southern Mantis schools, admittedly more Southern than Northern. Since the beginning of the COVID-19 hoax (I predicted in 2018 with the clearest and most accurate prediction there ever was within that context  HERE ), my professional workload became a sort of continual nightmare. I work in the health field, but directly with people, which means I am not dancing for Tik-Tok videos at empty hospitals, coding every death as COVID-19, or getting $39,000 for each flu victim hooked up to a respirator. Fucking shameful. My usual 8 to 9-hour workday turned into 12-14 hours. I barely had time to sle...

Created for the Temple of the Machete who wins all Battles. Do you feel as if you've been shipwrecked? Maybe lost at sea? Are you confused about what course to take, or what heading to follow? Are you surrounded by pirates, be they spiritual or physical? If so, it is time to request aid from the Sailor commission.  Sailors are rough and tumble spirits, who will brave the most turbulent seas and sail through the scariest storms with you. They will never desert you, and they got your back in any kind of fight. Sailors are steadfast allies, possessing wisdom and compassion as vast as the ocean. They are pure of heart and strong of arm.  In my spiritual work, I call upon the Court or Commission of the Sailors often. Puerto-Rican Vodou, or Sanse, being under the cosmic Loa or emanation of God known as Gran Simbi Rey del Agua (King of the Waters) or KIng Molinu, is a very "watery" tradition. This means it is cool, refreshing, and heavy on the cleansing and ...

New World Voudou is religion founded in the Diaspora. Haitian Voudou is best known, but there are three primary lines of Voudou. Dominican, Haitian, and Puerto Rican. All three lines of New World Voudou are monotheistic. God is absolute, ineffable, flawless, and eternal. In Haiti, God is Papa Bondye, in Dominican and Puerto Rican lines, God is Papa Bon Dios. They are the same God; only the French and Spanish languages denote a difference. Voudou is a spiritual counter to the institution of slavery. For humanity to advance, the keeping of slaves (a world-wide practice) needs to be globally outgrown. In the Diaspora, the forced culmination of cultures, namely African, European, and Native Islander created a perfect storm. All three cultures had a societal elite who engaged in selling their people as slaves. All three cultures had people who experienced the horrors of this trade. All three cultures came to mingle on the Island of Hispanola (Haiti/Dominican Republic) and right next door ...